My immune system prevents me from keeping furry companions, and my endocrine and value systems keep from having tiny humans of my own just yet, so I tend to personify my electronic paraphernalia to a stupid degree. Keeps things from getting too lonely around here.
La Femme Nikita, Nikon D90
Lens-a-monga, Tamron SP 70-200MM F/2.8 Di LD (IF)
I haven't named this one (yet) but she has definitely become my go-to lens for portrait and probably general-purpose shooting.
Aidan, the ancient one (c. 2006) He is currently strung up to an external monitor, hard drive, and cooling pad. But he will stay with me until the end of his days.
I am not daffy enough to name software. Adobe CS5.5 Design Standard, at a severe discount courtesy of my brother the college student. BOSS.